mercredi 3 septembre 2014

Missing wife

A husband went to police station to report his wife missing:



Husband : I've lost my wife, she went shopping yesterday and has still not come home.



Sergeant :What is her height ?



Husband : I really never noticed.



Sergeant : Build?



Husband : Not slim, not really fat.



Sergeant : Colour of eyes?



Husband : Never noticed.



Sergeant : Colour of hair?



Husband : Changes according to season.



Sergeant : What was she wearing?



Husband : Dress/suit/ I don't remember exactly.



Sergeant : Did she go in a car?



Husband : Yes.



Sergeant : What kind of car was it?



Husband : Black Audi A8 with super charged 3.0 litre V6 engine generating 333 horse power with an eight-speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode. It has full LED headlights which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door.



At this point the husband started crying...



Sergeant : Don't worry sir.......We'll find your car.




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