A husband went to police station to report his wife missing:
Husband : I've lost my wife, she went shopping yesterday and has still not come home.
Sergeant :What is her height ?
Husband : I really never noticed.
Sergeant : Build?
Husband : Not slim, not really fat.
Sergeant : Colour of eyes?
Husband : Never noticed.
Sergeant : Colour of hair?
Husband : Changes according to season.
Sergeant : What was she wearing?
Husband : Dress/suit/ I don't remember exactly.
Sergeant : Did she go in a car?
Husband : Yes.
Sergeant : What kind of car was it?
Husband : Black Audi A8 with super charged 3.0 litre V6 engine generating 333 horse power with an eight-speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode. It has full LED headlights which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door.
At this point the husband started crying...
Sergeant : Don't worry sir.......We'll find your car.
Husband : I've lost my wife, she went shopping yesterday and has still not come home.
Sergeant :What is her height ?
Husband : I really never noticed.
Sergeant : Build?
Husband : Not slim, not really fat.
Sergeant : Colour of eyes?
Husband : Never noticed.
Sergeant : Colour of hair?
Husband : Changes according to season.
Sergeant : What was she wearing?
Husband : Dress/suit/ I don't remember exactly.
Sergeant : Did she go in a car?
Husband : Yes.
Sergeant : What kind of car was it?
Husband : Black Audi A8 with super charged 3.0 litre V6 engine generating 333 horse power with an eight-speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode. It has full LED headlights which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door.
At this point the husband started crying...
Sergeant : Don't worry sir.......We'll find your car.
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