Taking a woman to bed

What is the difference between girls/women aged 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58,

68, and 78?

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At 8



You take her to bed and tell her a story



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At 18



You tell her a story and take her to bed



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At 28



You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed



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At 38



She tells you a story and takes you to bed



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At 48



She tells you a story to avoid going to bed



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At 58



You stay in bed to avoid her story



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At 68



If you take her to bed, that'll be a story



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At 78



What story? What bed? Who the hell are you?



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According to the Office for National Statistics



190,374 people are having sex right now



212,130 are kissing



and one poor bugger is reading jokes



You hang in there, Sunshine!