Pharmacist to customer:
"Sir, please understand, to buy an anti-depression pill you need a proper prescription... Simply showing marriage certificate and wife's picture is not enough".
A bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman Which book has helped you most in your life?
The woman replied My husbands cheque book !!
A prospective husband in a book store Do you have a book called, Husband the Master of the House?
Sales Girl : Sir, Fiction and Comics are on the 1st floor!.
Someone asked an old man : Even after 70 years, you still call your wife Darling, Honey, Luv. Whats the secret ?
Old man : I forgot her name and Im scared to ask her.
A man in Hell asked the Devil:Can I make a call to my Wife?
After making the call he asked how much he had to pay.
Devil : Nothing. Hell to hell is Free.
Wife : I wish I was a newspaper. So Id be in your hands all day.
Husband : I too wish that you were a newspaper. So I could have a new one every day !
Husband to wife Today is a fine day. Next day he says : Today is a fine day. Again next day, he says same thing Today is a fine day. Finally after a week, the wife cant take it and asks her husband since last week, you have been saying Today is a fine day. I am fed up. Whats the matter?
Husband : Last week when we had an argument, you said, I will leave you one fine day. I was just trying to remind you "
Have a laugh, laughter is the best medicine...Pass it on..
"Sir, please understand, to buy an anti-depression pill you need a proper prescription... Simply showing marriage certificate and wife's picture is not enough".
A bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman Which book has helped you most in your life?
The woman replied My husbands cheque book !!
A prospective husband in a book store Do you have a book called, Husband the Master of the House?
Sales Girl : Sir, Fiction and Comics are on the 1st floor!.
Someone asked an old man : Even after 70 years, you still call your wife Darling, Honey, Luv. Whats the secret ?
Old man : I forgot her name and Im scared to ask her.
A man in Hell asked the Devil:Can I make a call to my Wife?
After making the call he asked how much he had to pay.
Devil : Nothing. Hell to hell is Free.
Wife : I wish I was a newspaper. So Id be in your hands all day.
Husband : I too wish that you were a newspaper. So I could have a new one every day !
Husband to wife Today is a fine day. Next day he says : Today is a fine day. Again next day, he says same thing Today is a fine day. Finally after a week, the wife cant take it and asks her husband since last week, you have been saying Today is a fine day. I am fed up. Whats the matter?
Husband : Last week when we had an argument, you said, I will leave you one fine day. I was just trying to remind you "
Have a laugh, laughter is the best medicine...Pass it on..
Have a laugh and give yer face a rest!
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