Farmer

A farmer ordered a high-tech milking machine. Since the equipment arrived
when his wife was out of town, he decided to test it on himself first. So,
he inserted his "manhood" into the equipment, turned on the switch and
everything else was automatic. Soon, he realized that the equipment provided
him with much more pleasure than his wife did.

When the fun was over,
though, he quickly realized that he couldn't remove the instrument from his
'member'. He read the manual but didn't find any useful information on how
to disengage himself. He tried every button on the instrument, but still
without success. Finally, he decided to call the supplier's Customer Service
Hot Line with his cell phone (Thank god for cell phones!). "Hello, I just
bought a milking machine from your company. It works fantastic, but how do I
remove it from the cow's udder?"
"Don't worry," replied the customer service
rep,
"The machine will release automatically once it's collected two gallons."
Have a nice day.....

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Farmer