Husband to wife:
"I'm the man of this house, so starting tomorrow I want you to have a delicious hot meal waiting for me the minute I walk through the door. Afterwards, while I watch football on the TV and relax in my chair, you can bring me my slippers and run me a bath. When I am done with my bath, guess who is going to dress me and comb my hair?"
Wife: "The funeral director."
"I'm the man of this house, so starting tomorrow I want you to have a delicious hot meal waiting for me the minute I walk through the door. Afterwards, while I watch football on the TV and relax in my chair, you can bring me my slippers and run me a bath. When I am done with my bath, guess who is going to dress me and comb my hair?"
Wife: "The funeral director."
Yeah right
Aucun commentaire:
Enregistrer un commentaire