lundi 28 juillet 2014

How to live a long life

A tough old cowboy from southern texas counselled his granddaughter that if she wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a pinch of gun powder on her oatmeal every morning.



The granddaughter did this religiously until

the age of 103, when she died.



She left behind 14 children,

30 grandchildren,

45 great-grandchildren,

25 great-great-grandchildren,

and a 40-foot hole where the crematorium used to be.




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