Violence at British resort

I witnessed absolutely disgusting behaviour on the sea front at Skegness yesterday. Saw a man and woman having an almighty argument in front of a load of kids. Suddenly the woman smacked the guy on the head and it all kicked off. There was a massive brawl and someone called the police. This poor copper turned up on his own and took out his baton to the man. The guy managed to snatch it off him and began to assault the copper and his wife.



Then, out of nowhere, a crocodile crept up and stole all the sausages