Becoming an Irishman

8 year old Mohammed entered his classroom on the first day of school.

"What's your name?", asked the teacher.







"Mohammed," he replied.







"You're in Ireland now," replied the teacher. "So from now on you will be known as Mike."







Mohammed returned home after school.







"How was your day, Mohammed?", his mother asked.







"My name is not Mohammed. I'm in Ireland and now my name is Mike."







"Are you ashamed of your name? Are you trying to dishonour your parents,

your heritage, your religion? Shame on you!" And his mother beat him.







Then she called his father, who beat him again.







The next day Mohammed returned to school. The teacher saw all of his bruises.







"What happened to you, Mike?", she asked.







"Well shortly after becoming an Irishman, I was attacked by two frigging Arabs.