All about Frank

A man walked into the street and managed to get a taxi just going by.

He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, "Perfect timing. You're just like Frank!"

Passenger: "Who?"

Cabbie: "Frank Feldman. There's a guy who did everything right. Like my coming along when you needed a cab. It would have happened like that to Frank every single time."

Passenger: "Sounds nice... but I'm sure there must be a few clouds over everybody at some point..."

Cabbie: "Not Frank. Never! No clouds over that guy! That Frank was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand-Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star... and man, you should have heard him play the piano."

Passenger: "Sounds like this Frank was really something special."

Cabbie: "Yeah, and there's more....... He had a memory like a computer.
Could remember everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out."

Passenger: "Wow, sounds like an awesome guy!"

Cabbie: "You got that right! And he always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams. Not like me; I always seem to get stuck in them."

Passenger: "Mmm, there's not many like him around."

Cabbie: "And he knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good and never answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too..."

Passenger: "What an amazing fellow! How did you meet him?"

Cabbie: "Well, I never actually met Frank."

Passenger: "Then how do you know so much about him?"

Cabbie: "I married his f * ing widow!"

All about Frank