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> I was working in the garden this weekend and my wife was about to take a shower. I realized that I
couldn't find the rake so I yelled up to my wife, "Where is the rake?***8221;
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She couldn't hear me and she shouted back, "What?***8221;
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> I pointed to my eye, and then I pointed to my knee and made a raking motion.
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> Then my wife wasn't sure and said "What?***8221;
I repeated the gestures. ......"Eye - Kneed - The Rake***8221;.
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> My wife replied that she understood and signalled back.
She first points to her eye, next she points to her left breast, then she points to her backside, and
> finally to her crotch.
Well, there is no way in hell I could even come close to that one.
Exasperated, I went upstairs and asked her, "What the hell was that!?***8221;
She replied "Eye - Left tlt- Behind - The Bush"!!!

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