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> >> My wife, who is blonde, came running up to me in the driveway, the other
> >> day, just jumping for joy!
> >>
> >> I didn't know why she was jumping for joy but I thought, what the heck
> >> and
> >> I starting jumping up and down along with her.
> >> When she said, "Honey, I have some really great news for you!"
> >> I said, "Great. Tell me what you're so happy about."
> >>
> >> She stopped jumping and was breathing heavily from all the jumping up and
> >> down, when she told me that she was pregnant!
> >>
> >> I was ecstatic! We had been trying for a while, so I grabbed her and
> >> kissed her on the lips and told her, "That's great! I couldn't be
> > happier!"
> >> Then, she said "Oh, honey. There's more."
> >>
> >> I asked, "What do you mean 'more'?"
> >> She said, "Well, we are not having just one baby. We are going to have!
> >> TWINS!"
> >> Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, I Asked her
> >> how she knew.
> >> She said, "Well, that was the easy part. I went to Wal-Mart and bought
> >> the twin-pack home pregnancy test kit and both tests came out positive
> >>

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