Barak Obama and David Cameron are shown a time machine which can see 100 years into the future.
They both decide to test it by asking a question each.
Barak goes first.
“What will the USA be like in 100 years time?”
The machine whirs and beeps and goes into action and gives him a printout, he reads it out.
"The country is in good hands under the new president, crime is non-existent, There is no conflict, the economy is healthy. There are no worries”
David thinks
“It's not bad this time machine, I'll have a bit of that” so he asks, “What will England be like in 100 years time?”
The machine whirs and beeps and goes into action, and he gets a printout. But he just stares at it.
“Come on David,” says Barak, “what does it say?”
David replies, “Buggered if I know! It's not in English!”
They both decide to test it by asking a question each.
Barak goes first.
“What will the USA be like in 100 years time?”
The machine whirs and beeps and goes into action and gives him a printout, he reads it out.
"The country is in good hands under the new president, crime is non-existent, There is no conflict, the economy is healthy. There are no worries”
David thinks
“It's not bad this time machine, I'll have a bit of that” so he asks, “What will England be like in 100 years time?”
The machine whirs and beeps and goes into action, and he gets a printout. But he just stares at it.
“Come on David,” says Barak, “what does it say?”
David replies, “Buggered if I know! It's not in English!”
What the Future Holds!!
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