Sod's law

hi all today had to renew my driving licence 100 klm round trip.not used the car for a month her in doors use's it most.startup off goes fuel light,good start,fill it up and away.get to centre fourty people in front,finger prints eye test photos two people in attendance the one goes off for tea,three hours later I am close to the front outher one goes off.four hours and I'm next,done but now the cashier goes off,ten minutes finished.go to car wont unlock out with the key and away we go.go to shop for battery fixed.so cost me a tank of fuel a battery plus the cost of a new license good job it last for five years lol