Japanese erotic sex

A Japanese couple is arguing about how to perform highly erotic sex:



Husband: "Sukitaki. mojitaka!"



Wife replies: "Kowanini! mowi janakpa!"



Husband says angrily: "Toka a anji rodi roumi yakoo!"



Wife on her knees literally begging: "Mimi nakoundinda tinkouji!"



Husband shouts angrily: "Na miaou kina Tim kouji!"



I Can't believe you just sat there trying to read this – you don’t know Japanese.



You'll read anything as long as it’s about sex.... you need serious help!!!