I was strolling along the bank of the River Tech this morning about 8 am when I saw a terrorist slip from the bank and fall into the water. The Tech is in torrent because of the heavy rain we've had this week.
He was struggling to stay afloat because of all the explosives he was carrying. If he didn't get help he'd surely drown.
Being a responsible citizen and abiding by the law of the land that requires you to help those in distress, I informed the Police, the French equivalent of the RNLI, the Immigration Office and even the Fire Dept.
It is now 9.30 am., he has drowned, and none of the authorities have yet responded.
I'm starting to think I've wasted four stamps.
He was struggling to stay afloat because of all the explosives he was carrying. If he didn't get help he'd surely drown.
Being a responsible citizen and abiding by the law of the land that requires you to help those in distress, I informed the Police, the French equivalent of the RNLI, the Immigration Office and even the Fire Dept.
It is now 9.30 am., he has drowned, and none of the authorities have yet responded.
I'm starting to think I've wasted four stamps.
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