mardi 29 juillet 2014

Frozen Skunk

Rick and his wife Marie were driving home one very cold night when Marie asks her husband to stop the car.



There was a baby skunk lying at the side of the road, and she got out to see if it was still alive.



It was, and she said to Rick, 'It's nearly frozen to death. Can we take it with us, get it warm, and let it go in the morning?'



He says, 'O. K., Get in the car with it.'



'Where shall I put it to get it warm?'



Rick says, 'Put it in between your legs. It's nice and warm there.'



'But what about the smell?'



'Just gently hold its little nose.'



Rick is expected to recover, but the skunk she used to beat him with died at the scene.




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