Jacob and Rebecca

Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Devon, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a chemist. Jacob suggests

they go in.



Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"



The pharmacist answers, "Yes."



Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell

heart medication?"



Pharmacist: "Of course we do."



Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"



Pharmacist: "All kinds "



Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism?"



Pharmacist: "Definitely."



Jacob: "How about suppositories?"



Pharmacist: "You bet!"



Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, and

Alzheimer's?"



Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."



Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol,

antidotes for Parkinson's disease?"



Pharmacist: "Absolutely.."



Jacob: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion?"



Pharmacist: "We sure do."



Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?"



Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."



Jacob: "Adult incontinence pants?"



Pharmacist: "Sure."



Jacob: "Then we'd like to use this shop for our wedding

presents list..."