SeX eDuCaTiOn
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Little Johnny was 7 years old and like other boys his age rather
curious. He had been hearing quite a bit about 'courting' from the
older boys, and he wondered what it was and how it was done. One day
he took his question to his mother, who became rather flustered.
Instead of explaining things to Johnny, she told him to hide behind
the curtains one night and watch his older sister and her boyfriend.
This he did. The following morning, Johnny described EVERYTHING to
his mother. "Sis and her boyfriend sat and talked for a while, then
he started kissing and hugging her I figured 'Sis must be getting
sick because her face started looking funny. He must have thought so
too, because he put his hand inside her blouse to feel her heart,
just the way the doctor would. Except he's not as smart as the
doctor because he seemed to have trouble finding her heart. I guess
he was getting sick too, because pretty soon both of them started
panting and getting all out of breath. His other hand must have
been cold because he put it under her skirt. About this time 'Sis
got worse and began to moan and sigh and squirm around and slide
down toward the end of the couch. This was when her fever started.
I knew it was a fever, because Sis told him she felt really hot.
Finally, I found out what was making them so sick, a big eel had
gotten inside his pants somehow. It just jumped out of his pants
and stood there, about 10 inches long, honest, anyway he grabbed
it in one hand to keep it from getting away. When Sis saw it, she
got really scared her eyes got big, and her mouth fell open,
and she started calling out to God and stuff like that. She said it
was the biggest one she's ever seen; I should tell her about the
ones down at the lake by our house! Anyway, Sis got brave and
grabbed it with both hands tried to kill the eel by biting its head off. All of a sudden she and held it tight while he took a muzzle
out of his pocket and slipped it over the eel's head to keep it
from biting again. Sis lay back and spread her legs so she could
get a scissor-lock on it and he helped by lying on top of the eel.
The eel put up a hell of a fight. Sis started groaning and
squealing and her boyfriend almost upset the couch. I guess they
wanted to kill the eel by squashing it between them. Her boyfriend
got up, and sure enough, they killed the eel. I knew because it just
hung there, limp, and some of its insides were hanging out. Sis and
her boyfriend were a little tired from the battle, but they went
back to courting anyway. He started hugging and kissing her again.
By golly, the eel wasn't dead! It jumped straight up and started to
fight again. I guess eels are like cats they have 9 lives or
something. This time, Sis jumped up and tried to kill it by sitting
on it. After about a 35 minute struggle, they finally killed the
eel. I knew it was dead, because I saw Sis's boyfriend peel its skin
off and flush it down the toilet!!!
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Little Johnny was 7 years old and like other boys his age rather
curious. He had been hearing quite a bit about 'courting' from the
older boys, and he wondered what it was and how it was done. One day
he took his question to his mother, who became rather flustered.
Instead of explaining things to Johnny, she told him to hide behind
the curtains one night and watch his older sister and her boyfriend.
This he did. The following morning, Johnny described EVERYTHING to
his mother. "Sis and her boyfriend sat and talked for a while, then
he started kissing and hugging her I figured 'Sis must be getting
sick because her face started looking funny. He must have thought so
too, because he put his hand inside her blouse to feel her heart,
just the way the doctor would. Except he's not as smart as the
doctor because he seemed to have trouble finding her heart. I guess
he was getting sick too, because pretty soon both of them started
panting and getting all out of breath. His other hand must have
been cold because he put it under her skirt. About this time 'Sis
got worse and began to moan and sigh and squirm around and slide
down toward the end of the couch. This was when her fever started.
I knew it was a fever, because Sis told him she felt really hot.
Finally, I found out what was making them so sick, a big eel had
gotten inside his pants somehow. It just jumped out of his pants
and stood there, about 10 inches long, honest, anyway he grabbed
it in one hand to keep it from getting away. When Sis saw it, she
got really scared her eyes got big, and her mouth fell open,
and she started calling out to God and stuff like that. She said it
was the biggest one she's ever seen; I should tell her about the
ones down at the lake by our house! Anyway, Sis got brave and
grabbed it with both hands tried to kill the eel by biting its head off. All of a sudden she and held it tight while he took a muzzle
out of his pocket and slipped it over the eel's head to keep it
from biting again. Sis lay back and spread her legs so she could
get a scissor-lock on it and he helped by lying on top of the eel.
The eel put up a hell of a fight. Sis started groaning and
squealing and her boyfriend almost upset the couch. I guess they
wanted to kill the eel by squashing it between them. Her boyfriend
got up, and sure enough, they killed the eel. I knew because it just
hung there, limp, and some of its insides were hanging out. Sis and
her boyfriend were a little tired from the battle, but they went
back to courting anyway. He started hugging and kissing her again.
By golly, the eel wasn't dead! It jumped straight up and started to
fight again. I guess eels are like cats they have 9 lives or
something. This time, Sis jumped up and tried to kill it by sitting
on it. After about a 35 minute struggle, they finally killed the
eel. I knew it was dead, because I saw Sis's boyfriend peel its skin
off and flush it down the toilet!!!
little johnny on sex education
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